Upstream Blessings | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 18 August 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.2 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:13.9 | God bless you. |
| 0:15.1 | It's great to be with you today and I hope you'll stay connected with us during the week |
| 0:19.6 | through our daily podcast, our YouTube |
| 0:21.8 | channel, social media, and you can come visit us in person. We'd love to have you be a part |
| 0:27.3 | of one of our services. I'd like to start with something funny. I heard about this man. He was |
| 0:32.9 | quietly reading the newspaper when his wife snuck up behind him and hit him on the head with a frying |
| 0:38.6 | pan. He said, what was that for? She said that was for that piece of paper I found in your pocket |
| 0:44.4 | with the name Mary Lou on it. He said, oh, honey, that's just one of the horses that I bet on at the |
| 0:50.2 | racetrack last week. She apologized, went about her business. |
| 0:57.5 | Two days later, she hit him on the head with a bigger frying pan. |
| 1:01.0 | After he woke up, he said, what in the world was that for? |
| 1:03.3 | She said, your horse just called. |
| 1:07.2 | All right, y'all, there's no spiritual value. |
| 1:08.3 | But anyway, here we go. |
| 1:09.1 | Ready? |
| 1:15.0 | This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. |
| 1:21.5 | I can do what it says I can do. Today I will be taught the word of God. I boldly confess, |
| 1:28.1 | my mind is alert, my heart is receptive. I will never be the same. In Jesus name. |
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