Someone came up to me in the street and said, are you Jimmy Car or would you just look like Jimmy Car?

I said both.

Hello, I'm Jimmy Car, and I'm announcing a new tour.

It's called Jimmy Car Loves Funny, because they'll be Loves and it'll be funny and because they'll

laugh funny. I think jokes are like magnets.

They attract some people, some people like my comedy,

but like magnets jokes attract and they repel.

Some people are repelled by my sense of humour.

If that's you, don't come and see me live.

But if you like this kind of thing, come and see Jimmy Carr laughs funny. I'll be everywhere.

Go to Jimmy Carr dot com for details.

Who wants to see a magic trick?

Pretty good, right?

Pretty good.

Also, it's only fair to say that LA Knight is now the man on Smacker Down,

because we got to the intro and who walked out to a massive evasion.

If you're saying anyone but LA Knight, I don't think you're listening.

Also a lot of my friends are welcome to yet another episode of Ups and Downs.

And shout out to the guy that tweeted me, saying,

Simon, there's too many episodes of the show.

What do you want me to do, you absolute Goober?

It's a review show.

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