I think SmackDown may actually be written for me these days, what a lucky boy I am.

Also, hello my friends and welcome to Ups and Downs, they're wrestling review show with me,

Simon Miller, where I take my finger and I just point it around the place and the power that it

hands. There's people yell at this guy every single week but look what I do, it's right, I

give him. It's great then also started this week with an absolutely amazing video recounting

everything has happened between Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens and later we are going to have the

KO show, where our first match was Cody Rhodes versus Ludwig Kaiser, Vunderbar. This was doubly

exciting too because I do not think this was an accident because I've been bleeding on for

ages, bare like some kind of a sheep, that if Cody Rhodes does indeed win the WWE Unified

Amazing World title at WrestleMania, one of his first opponents after the fact should

be gone for the living at the Royal Rumble and now we're just playing those seeds because

of course Ludwig is an Imperium, Giovanni Vinci was right outside. Could also tell the story,

can he beat this big man by slapping his meat? Wait a minute, we also had more narratives here

because Wade Barra is all like took this Cody Rhodes. What if he gets injured before WrestleMania,

then what he's going to do, what an absolute guber. The American Iron Man was also over like

Rover here, people are always saying that saying, who the hell is Rover? Who is he? I went through

all my wrestling history books and I've never heard of anybody called Rover but man he must have

smashed it. He's also severely underrated because he can go, but when he got slammed by a

suplex, out came Paul Heyman, rut roe. The scrap continued because Ludwig started to work on

Cody's leg, so Rhodes grabbed him and threw him into Alan the announce table, and do you know how

Ludwig Kaiser then got back into this? He took Rhodes's neck and he choked him on the top rope,

so I know I've gone about this a lot but I'm going on about it again, that's the tempted murder,

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