So we started to smack it down this week by recounting what happened on last week's smack

a down.

I tell ya.

Smack a down is no longer a wrestling show, it is a weekly drama, and I love it.

Also hello my friends, welcome to Ups and Downs, the show where I, Simon Miller, the

ball idiot, take my finger a power, which is not a euphemism, and I wiggle it around,

and I tell you what's good and bad.

So maybe it is a euphemism, but look, we've got a lot to talk about today, especially

a main event segment that was so damn good, I almost died, let's up those downs.

But yeah, we didn't DC Paul Heyman's and Roman Reigns get out of a car, so they were

late, when Kayla Braxton tried to interview them, and they basically ignored her.

So not only were they late, they're really rude.

Those are quite funny though, because Roman was all like, oh Paul, your girlfriend

is here, and when Kayla asked, what's going to happen with Jay Uso, they wouldn't tell

her.

And I'm glad they didn't, because I wanted to find out, in the way that WWE was going

to tell us, in around about 90 minutes.

And also made them move right into our tag team gauntlet to decide who the number one

contenders were going to be, and this also made me feel warm and fuzzy in my tum tum.

D-shirt available now on Pro Wrestling T's cheek plug, I'm going to get in trouble, and

we began with the street profits, taking on the brawling broots, which is a very apt

name, because they're broots that like to braw.

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