Right, so that's it. You're not allowed to walk into my house anymore,

although I'll definitely give you a cupcake.

And tell me, the smack-a-down is wrestling shows.

Smack-a-down is not a wrestling show.

Smack-a-down has turned into a weekly drama, and I tell you this,

slap my head. I am totally here for it.

Oh, so hello, my friends, and welcome to Ups and Downs,

the show with me, Simon Miller, where I take this, my finger,

and if something's good, I point upwards, and it's something bad,

I point towards hell.

And if you think that's hyperbole, you bet your ass.

But yes, Smack-a-down did kick off with the trial of the tribal chief.

And apparently, just a rumor, who the hell knows,

it was meant to go 20 minutes, and it went 40 minutes.

And given that we also had something join the main event segment,

it took over about one hour of this Friday night show,

and looking to my eyes.

If next week, WWE wants to dedicate all 120 minutes to it,

I will sign up.

The Ups has also came out to a massive reaction,

and was all like, oh, hey, we told you,

it was possible to beat the unbeatable Roman Reigns.

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