Yes, don't let these muscles fool you. I am not Simon Miller. He has taken a well-deserved break,

but he'll be back for Elimation Chamber, so let's up those downs for Smacker Down.

That's what he says. It all kicked off with a Cody Rhodes promo, but before he could even come out and find out what everybody wanted to talk about, Out came Jacob Fartu to interrupt him.

He started talking about how he had Cody beat and Sammy beat last week and then Drew comes out,

so now he wants to kick the crap out of Drew McIntyre, basically. He calls out Drew, but Nick Aldis comes out instead.

He says that he had a feeling that this was gonna happen so he gave Drew

the night off he said there was too much at stake he can't take the risks and

me just I don't know didn't want his show to be as good I guess so he wants

Jacob Fattu to let Cody have his time on the mic and then we can go backstage

and talk about it but before they could go backstage and do all that, Drew McIntyre came out.

He was here after all.

Oh my god, that's never happened before.

He was up in the suite in the crowd and he's bought himself a whole box to sit and watch the show.

Basically a big sort of, screw you guys, I'll do it I want.

He calls out Jacob saying, all gas, no brakes, more like all bark, no bite, and then that

really annoys Jacob, so he runs to get him, but then security guard grabs him and stops him

from running through the crowd to go beat the crap out of Drew McIntyre.

And then all this tries to like calm him down by threatening to suspend him, which I guess

probably isn't the best way of trying to calm someone down. But it seemed to work on Jacob Fattu. They ended up wandering to the back. And then Drew says that the whole world is after him because he's the champ, and then Cody's like, no, it's not because you're the champ, it's because you're an asshole. And then the segment just kind of ends. It was a little bit weird. It was just kind of there. Like, not a lot happened. It didn't really push any storylines forward. Didn't add any ripples to any storylines. Didn't progress it, really, in any way. It just kind of felt like something to kill the time. Jacob Fatu was super over in it, so that's really great. Everyone

was fine in it. Like nobody did their jobs badly or anything. It just, it was just kind of there.

Now if it led to anything interesting for the rest of the show, I might have been able to

give it an up, but what it led to was just kind of really formulaic and obvious and has been done

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