Right, let me tell you a quick little story before we do get into this week's ups and

downs.

I used to work in finance and I was a very good financeer and one day I got hired

by this big finance company and just as I was about to sign the contract, the janitor

ran in, he signed it so the only contract that was left was the janitor contract and

I went from being a financeer to cleaning the floors, which is a very honorable job by

the way but I could not believe it, I mean the crazy world we live in.

Which is why everything that happened on SmackDown made perfect sense and I work here

otherwise.

My name is Simon Miller, welcome to Ups and Downs the show, we take this to think of

a power and we give the good bits and up at the bad bits and down, all we say what

rocks and we say what sucks, thank you for joining me as always, let's go.

I knew that we were going to get sex references this week and I knew that John Cena would be

the right man to deliver them because referencing Roman Reigns last week where he had talked

about the missionary's position being boring, Johnny said, well if you do find someone

that can make the missionary position enjoyable for 20 years, I think you need to keep them

in your life.

You've learned a lot over these past seven days and that is that we all want to have sex

in the missionary position.

You get this fire going when he said all this nonsense about John Cena having to change

doesn't make any sense because did the rock ever change no, did Stone Cold Steve Austin

ever change no and the only person in the scenario who does have to change every couple

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