Do you remember when Roman Reigns became the super duper mega WWE Champion at WrestleMania

and we all went, well I wonder who he's going to face at the next pay-per-view?

But apparently the answer is nobody.

Now I'm sure WWE will sort this eventually, but at the moment it makes no sense, especially

when you remember that strange segment, Wishing Sky Nakamura, but don't worry about it,

we'll get there when we get there, but in the meantime, hello, my name is Simon for

What Culture, thank you for joining me as always.

It is ups and downs for SmackDown where we take the finger of power or the fist of power

and give the good bits of up when we like something and give the bad bits of down when

we don't.

You then go in the comments and say, Simon, how did you ever get this job?

I don't know, but I have, let's up those doubts.

Michael Cole started this week's show by saying it's Friday night and that can only mean

one thing, it's SmackDown and I was like, imagine a world where by the end of the week

or you have this SmackDown, it's kind of terrifying.

It was in time for a contract signing, as always, this just leads me to go, well why is

this Smack's getting a contract signing, but none of the other matches do?

I guess they're just not that important and everybody just scrolls the details down on

that kid.

This was between Charlotte Fraher von der Rausy with Adam Pearce MC, I love Adam Pearce,

but I was dying because he explained all of this, he was like, man we're going to have

a piece of paper and you just need to write your name down on a line.

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