Hi, I'm so happy, so happy my arms are out of the frame and I'm probably ruining the

camera shop and I don't care if right this attire will not do today justice, so we've

got to celebrate!

It didn't work, but you know what, I couldn't give two hoots, this is the first time you've

watched ups and downs, you've probably already switched off because you're like, who is

this maniac, but I tell you, when happy things arrive in your life, you just have to

turn on your happy cland and obviously be happy.

My name is Simon for What Culture, welcome to Raw Ups and Downs, let's not waste any time

and take the finger of power and give the good bits and up and the bad bits and down,

the latest episode of Monday Night Raw.

Raw truly is the craziest revenue show in history.

Biggie kicked off Raw and he gets an up, yep, that's what mood I'm in today, I don't

even care.

Raw then went super raw because before he could do much of anything, we had Matt Riddle,

we had Randy Orton, we had MVP and we had Bobby Lashley, because of course you have

to start every single Raw with as many people as possible, but Biggie made it very clear,

I know there's some WWE Championship happening some day later, but I am going to cash in

my money in the bank contract, no ifs, no buts, no maybes, I talked about it on Twitter

before Raw and I'm telling you right now, this is going down.

Riddle freaked out that he may do this on Orton, so MVP told him to shut up because that's

not going to happen and then fair play to MVP, he explained the reason why we're not getting

the tag team title match tonight, which was what the last week's Raw was all about, is

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