So we actually start this week's episode of Raw ups and downs or your wrestling

raw review by putting a one on the crime counter because Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch turned up to the show and Becky didn't have her icy title because AJ Lee had stole it. You can't do that. It's definitely a crime. And also, the commentators told us, Wade Barrett will be back. He's just having some time off. Let's stop making a bunch of stuff up about Wade.

It would be crazy if WW got rid of him anyway.

He's just having some time off. Let's stop making a bunch of stuff up about Wade. It would be crazy if WW got rid of him anyway. He's flipping good at his job. Ors solo, my friends, we've already talked about it. Welcome to the only wrestling of you show you need because I watch wrestling so you don't have to. And yeah, when Rawl got into it properly, the Uso's came out together and they are back together again. They did not do this, that would have been weird, but essentially they were like, oh my gosh, Bronson Reed and Bronbreaker, you just gone and made a big mistake. Now as per wrestling rule 14.8, you can't say somebody's name in wrestling without those people walking out, so here came the bronze. That was a bit like, wouldn't it have been better if we haven't reunited Jimmy and Jay on that random Roar in Scotland? Probably. But we did it now and there's no going back. Now, bless break for trying as well, because he was all like, oh, Big Jim, you shouldn't be here on Raw because you're a Smackdown guy. I wanted to take Bronn to one side and say, my friend, that draft or that brand split has been dead for months. He then got really mad so Bronson really calmed him down and he was all like, oh, listen, all I want, mate, is to be acknowledged as your tribal thief. He does make a good point. I mean, between them, they did kill Roman Reigns. I mean, we haven't seen them since, and in terms of the story, we presume he's

in a local medical facility. Jimbo then said they were basically J&J security, which these days I suppose is a deep cut. When they said Paul Heyman isn't the Oracle, he's the orca, because he looks like a giant whale. And I thought about this. And a part of me was like, that's one of the worst insults I've heard for a while, but then I remembered, if you're a 10-year-old today and you

heard the Uso saw this, you were probably running around, you're going to school, and you're going to the playground, and you're calling everybody an Orca Whale, which actually is terribly mean, but at least it's good for the kids. Eventually the match was made for Resolpalooza, and yes, the Uso's being back together properly is a big deal,

when everybody started to beat each other up, when L.A. Knight also

walked out, because he hates the vision, and all you need to know is this.

Basically, he threw Bronbreaker into a corner, or sort of put him in one direction, didn't

realize that Jay Uso was there.

Jay Uso almost got murked, and I didn't mean to do that, but Jay Uso was like,

yes, you did Lard Knight, I don't like you at all, and we clearly made it clear. These two guys don't like each other. So this was a very generic opening to Raw in this sense, it was just your usual raw opening promo. This actually got way better by the end of the show and also. Like I've already said, the Uso's getting back together, who are one of the goat tag teams, it's always

going to get an up. I mean, I'm not sure how long they are for this world, so enjoy the ride while you got it. Only two, we then went to another promo, which WWW doesn't usually do, but I think this just aired during the adverts, so you may not have seen it, but AJ Stiles was a bit like, well, one, somebody just come back and they stole my first name, which is very sad, but also, I'm basically alone. Meachins on Smackdown, gallons of Anderson, they're not around, and it kind of feels to me like somebody is against me. He didn't mean like Dominic Mysterio, like he didn't

say who he was talking about. But if you walked in here right now and said, Simon, do you think this was like a shot at Triple H? I'd be like, yes. Now, of course, it would have been in the script. This is part of the story, but I do not know which direction we are headed. We then cut to the back as well because

Ellie Knight was being interviewed

and he was all like, oh man, I don't care about these

Uso's, I only care about Bronbreaker and Bronson

Reed, because I've done the teaming up thing and it doesn't work. So I just want to fight somebody named Bronn. Then he went, maybe Charles Bronson or maybe LeBron James. I was like, bro, WWE, if they put in LeBron James, he wouldn't lose to you, he wouldn't put you over, he wouldn't even put his own son over. I shouldn't have said that, I massively regret it. It's also allowed El Grande Americano to make his entrance because he was going to take on Adge styles, giving it a down. He's got brand new music and I don't like it. Like it actually probably fits his character better, but the theme

and the beat of it, whatever you want to say, it just sounds like every single new theme that

somebody's get, but this time they like put into the computer, give it a Mexican tint.

WW used to be so good at entrance themes. I do not understand what happened.

Stars did go off though and absolutely whipped Americana's ass, which made sense because he cost him the intercontinental title when we put a one in the dick board, because who turned up? It was the second El Grande Americano. And you have to figure one of these days, it's going to turn out to be Dominic Mysterio. I mean, it's a lucha thing.

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