Raw came from North Carolina this week that had a unique mix of cutting edge business savvy and a rah-rah spirit that mirrors modern-day WWE. That's actually what Joe Tesitor said. At the start of this week's show, I mean, Joe Tesitor, I like you a lot. I think you're very good at your job, but he may as well gone, oh my gosh, a sexy salamander is climbing up my leg right now, And I don't know what's going to happen.

Whipoo, hooray.

Those two things make as much sense. I don't think anybody has ever said those words in that sentence structure before. Also, my friends, I'm going to wrap some downs. The only wrestling with you show you need. Of course, we're going to sit down and go through Mondayunday Night Raw together. I did lose my voice yesterday.

Now, it's come back today, but it may go again. So if I do squeak, please forgive me. And I just want to shout out my man, Eden. Happy birthday to you. It was his 18th birthday at the weekend. And I hope you had a lovely day, and I hope it's continuing throughout the week. But otherwise, let's take the finger of power. We look to the skies, we give the good bits an up, and we look to hell and give the good bits of down.

Or in short, let us up those doubts.

And then made noise because Ria and Ripley actually came out to do the opening raw promo.

So finally, finally two weeks in a row, she has come out in front of the fans.

Because don't forget, for around about 52 years, WWE kept her backstage, which was totally silly, Billy, because did you hear the reaction here? It was very, very loud. She was so mad what Oscar did last week as well. Did you see those pictures of the mist of Ria from seven days ago? I actually think it took about a week to get off. She looked like a lizard.

And after calling out the Empress of tomorrow, of course, Eoske came out instead. And she was like, I'm just so sad about this. Rio's like, listen, you have to listen to me. I've been screwed over by the judgment day before. You have to leave your family behind. And he was like, I want to do that, but I love them so much.

They got me here.

So poor Eoskemen.

She is totally broken by this.

It's almost like her trust was betrayed. I mean, she isn't quite a pickle, because you always want to be close to those that are close to you, but you know, your mother did spit in your friend's face. But Oscar and Kai was saying just a bit on the big screen, because I suppose they couldn't be asked to come to the ring. She was also pissed off at E.O. Sky, because she was like, I taught you, Eo. I brought you under my wing and now look at this disrespect. However, I shall forgive you if you do say sorry. Now, Kari Say was having a mental breakdown throughout all of this, when Oscar turned to rear rip in and said, you do not get the same offer, my friend.

I hate you and now you must die.

She really didn't come across like Emperor Palpatine here, though, because she made it very clear. I am the leader. I am in charge. So Cario will be down here on my right, and you can be down here on my left, but you have to say nice things to me all of the time. otherwise there's going to be hell to play and you won't be allowed to play Nintendo anymore.

Boyo Sky was totally confused about what to do though, so she did

go all sad panda and start walking away, which of course is when the Kabuki Warriors just

absolutely beat the crap out of Rea Ripley. Eo is then like, what do I do? She decided to be the

hero of the day. And of course, Oscar went and she spat that miss right in her face. Honestly, once again, this must be like the strongest die of all dies, because an hour after this, the local medical facility team were still trying to clean EO up. So from now what, you better be careful around, Oscar. She'll ruin your week. Really then trying to fight back, but Oscar held her down in the Oscar lot when Kyrie said hit the insane elbow, which is actually quite a badass combo. And of course, we made it very clear that we will be doing this tag team match at the pay-per-view. And I honestly think that could be totally terrific. And yes, look, nobody is going to be winning any Oscars for their performances

here. But if you are tuning into wrestling for that kind of stuff, that's totally on you,

because WWE especially should always be totally over the top. And it is that OTTness that makes

it even better. It's a super fun storyline and it's shining a spotlight on four of the best

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