Finn Bala was so happy at the start of Raw to be a tag team champion again.

It made me feel warm and fuzzy in my tum-tum and I was pleased with the guy.

I don't think that's meant to happen when somebody is bad.

Also hello my friends, another week has passed,

which means we have another episode of Monday Night Raw,

which has essentially been going since the day

we were all born, which means it's older than all of us.

That didn't make any sense, but it's also our dad.

It's going to be one of those strange episodes of ups and downs.

I am sorry, but let's up those downs.

He was out here with friend Damien Priest too who was all like oh my

gosh the rest of judgment they aren't here because they're taking care of business in the back.

And I was like what does that mean? I tell you what it doesn't mean Cody Rhodes. That didn't work. The point is it was actually Cody who

interrupted this week and he was all like, ha ha doesn't feel nice to be

interrupted when he started to stir the pot because he was like you wait the

need of the judgment day, you wait the lead of the judgment day, you

weren't the lead of the judgment day because I'll tell you who is.

D. D. D. D. D. R. R. R. Rippley. I mean it was mommy who made this deal

with the bloodline when Dame over here was just smacking people in the testicles in order to win the tag team championships.

That is what he did last week. He punched Cody right in the dick.

Priest then thought it was hilarious that Cody was even out here. He was like, how's your story going?

You absolute goober.

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