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So here is Raw essentially summed up.

Now you're not going to turn on me, are you?

No, of course not.

Really?

No, really?

Really? No.

I have not seen that coming.

Also, hello my friends, my name is Simon Miller.

No idea why I bowed, but I've done it now.

And welcome to ups and downs for all.

Now we have a lot to talk about today, so let's keep this nice and short,

and we take the finger of power the fop and if something's good

we'll say up and if something's bad we'll say down and for the people that keep

forgetting it's a positive peach show. We shall always look for the good when it comes

to professional wrestling because one day we it comes to professional wrestling.

One day we're going to be dead,

why waste your time?

Let's up those downs.

We were keeping things nice and simple this week too

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