We had a big hoo-ha at the start of Raw focusing on the King and Queen of the Ring,

mostly so we could remind you that although Gunther did win that tournament,

Randy Orton's shoulders were not down for the uno-dodontress.

Some people got so mad about this online. You've all got to calm down.

I want to say all I'm talking to the crazies, but I welcome the crazies too because welcome to

ups and downs the show with me, Simon Miller, the bald idiot that just gives you my opinions about

wrestling by wiggling my finger around. And again that's not important, that's

absolutely ridiculous, but I appreciate you being here all the same. Let's go out

and have a party and let's up those doubts.

Speaking of royalty too, Ludwig Kaiser then kicked off Raw because he wanted to introduce

us to his dad Bowser. Sorry, Gunther. I do love how Gunther will not put the crown on his head because he just

carries it around, but he did make it very clear here. I am the King of the Ring and now I'm going to go to

Summer Slam and with that world championship and I tell you by the end of the year

that is probably what's going to happen. He then turned his attention to Damien priests and all like I do respect you

Mr Damien because when Riedrifley did get injured you stood, but also I stood up and became the

intercontinental championship, and damn it I had the best reign ever. When you do

think about this, once again he may be telling the truth.

Three General I also took a shot of Damien though,

because he was like, you are a crappy champion,

because you won it via money in the bank.

And given that he had said Damien Priest's name,

round about 700 times, and because he insulted him,

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