So Penta absolutely has to be doing that walk in real life because at the start of

Raw we saw him entering the building and he was doing it. Can you imagine if he was your friend?

Penna, we're late, we're going to miss a train. Yeah man, don't worry, I'm coming. Damn it,

Penta not again. Also, I love my friends, welcome to ups and downs. The Wrestling of You

Show with me, Simon Miller, who's a little bit annoying, but also a positive pete. So I've told you now, so you can't get mad at me, but we give the good bits and up and we give the bad bits of down.

And dare I say, that is more important than a five-star wrestling.

You're good to go, let's stop those downs.

Logan Paul then kicked off Raw, and if I were to hazard a guess, he does not know what the word fact means.

Because he went through a bunch of facts, he said one of these is that he will beat Jay

Uso at satellite's main event. You don't know that, Logan Paul. Actually, you do because

wrestling is predetermined, but we are suspending our disbelief here, so it's just a prediction.

Logan had a bunch of other facts as well, so I decided we should check him.

So he said that Jay Uso is the world heavyweight champion.

That's a fact.

He also said that Jay Uso tapped out Gunther, that's the fact.

But he said that Jay Uso can't handle the weight of that championship,

and I have decided to take him literally.

So you're totally wrong there, Logan Paul. I see him carrying it around every

single week and he's perfectly fine with it. Paul also said that Jay is looking at everybody

on the roster other than him. And that's a massive fib too. I mean, you've literally been

fighting for weeks. Paul is also super excited because he has knocked out Jay three times,

which is why he is so confident about the weekend. And Gunther must have been in the back going, yeah, this guy is really pissing me off. I'm going to the ring. Now, sides, of course,

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