The first thing we saw on Raw this week was Dimmie Uso, Solus Akawa and Paul Heyman turning up,

and thankfully there was a lower third that said earlier today, so we didn't have to get upset

that nobody was fighting them for being late. Also, given what did happen on this week's

episode of Raw, bear with me just one second please, I feel like I need to present Ups and Downs

wearing this wig, and we shall talk about it in just one second. Also, hello, welcome to Ups and Downs,

the wrestling show where a bald idiot sometimes puts on a wig, because wrestling's meant to be fun,

so we're going to have fun too. Heyman was also in full wind up mode here too, because he said

solo, you've got to take out Kevin Owens and Jimmy Uso do not forget, you've got to take out

Sami Zayn, otherwise Roman Reigns is going to kill you. Paul then rang Roman as soon as these two

had walked away, so he's such a little goody two shoes, but as ever, if you're into this story,

how the hell could this not have got you pumped? I wanted to see what was going to happen.

Are we right into it too? Because then out came Kevin Owens. His match was quite interesting

as well, because of course solo hasn't lost ever since he has debuted on the main roster,

and it would kind of feel weird if KO was being defeated so close to WrestleMania.

So you know what we did, we reached into our pocket, and we pulled out the disqualification.

Like even the WWE is no longer doing around 72,941 of these, I thought it really did tie into the

story, and before the bell even rang, these two were going at it, and solo grabbed Kevin Owens,

and he threw him into the ring post. Then later on, he propped Owens up against Barry Barricade,

and he did the running hip attack. Now listen, I've been saying for a while that we need to

protect Barry Barricade, because here, it kind of looked to me like it broke a little bit.

So do you know what I'm going to have to do? I'm going to have to get on my phone,

and I'm going to have to ring Gertrude Guardrail. I don't want to have to tell her what happened

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