Jay Uso and Oberfemi kicked off last night's episode of Monday Night Raw and of course we should have done that because it is the King of the Ring Final and I tell you man because everybody is parting on Jay Uso and I liked him anyway. Now I like him even more so I'm going to defend him to the hilt. At the same time, I think Oberfemi is the best new character, WW has in years.

So now this has become a big issue for me.

It's like watching my children fight.

And maybe one day they'll watch this video and they'll go,

You're a weird guy Simon. UW has in years. So now this has become a big issue for me. It's like, watch you my children

fight. And maybe one day they'll watch this video and they'll go, you're a weird guy, Simon, and they'd be correct. Also, for everybody asking me, Simon, why didn't you go to Monday that raw last flat? Because it wasn't the UK. Well, I decided to wrestle myself, which is why today I look like some kind of a tomato, but also that's because there's a heat weight in the UK. but I do apologize for not being there,

which is a strange thing to say as well.

But hello!

Wanda Wops and Downs, the only wrestling review show but also that's because there's a heatwave in the UK, but I do apologise for not being there,

which is a strange thing to say as well. But hello, one to ups and downs, the only wrestling review show you need. Of course, I still watch Monday Night Raw, and if you do give a damn about what I think I am going to tell you, well, I give the good bits and up, the bad bits are down, let's go. Oberfemmy was so damn good in this segment as well because he can just control a crowd.

And also, he's not really a baby face, he's not really a heel.

He is always Oberfemi, his personality just changes depending who he is speaking to.

So after he had gone, I am going to win the king of the ring and crush everyone that gets

in my way.

Jay Hussaudsau came out.

He did his elaborate entrance.

Opafebby was so damn mad. It was that your father of, you haven't cleaned up your room.

I mean, Jay Husser would also kind of mock the Oberfemi walk, so maybe he was annoyed about that, although no one is going to be able to top Silas-A-Co when he did it. And also, before all this, when Oba talked about winning the King of the Ring, and going after the WWE title,

going after the World Heavyweight title,

the Roman Reigns one did get a louder response.

So you know what, screw it, I just think WW should pull the trigger and get it done. Now, of course, Jay had a totally different tact to all of this because nobody thought he could win the Royal Rumble, nobody thought he could become the champion, but he did. So when he wins the King of the Ring, he is going after Cody Rhodes because of course he has to do every

single little thing that Roman Rain says. He then did his whole warning shot thing, which again really whites people up and I don't know why. When over Femmy won the day again because he was like, listen, if you are going to take a shot, you better hit me. And if you take a shot and miss, it still doesn't matter. I'm still going to ruin you. And you know what? Why don't you take that stupid bullet and give it to your flipping cousin because I'm going to come after him

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