So Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar kicked off this week's episode of Raw and they had a bunch of police with them, and you can't blame them if you turn up to the arena, and somebody told you, don't worry the useless wrestling security is going to protect you like they're totally useless, and I want nothing to do with them. Also, though my friends, one of ops and downs, the only rescue review show you need with I, Simon Miller the ball, did it? And yes, you know the deal by

now. Monday Night Raw did just drop right in our laps. We watched it, was it good, was it bad? Did you like it? And I hate it. There's only one way to find out. Take the finger of power and give the good bits and up and the bad bits are down. There we do start off of the down because yes, Paul Heyman started talking and he made it very clear that Oberfemi did give up his World

Championship shop after King of the Ring. He wasn't allowed to delay it or postpone it. I just think this is absolutely ridiculous. What a waste of time that tournament was even more so, but somebody that went out in the first round is getting a world championship opportunity. Now yes, listen, if I was going Hazard, I guess, I would presume Oberfemi is going

to win the Royal Rumble, and he is going to win the championship at WrestleMania. That's totally cool. I think Oberfemi is the best thing going in WWE right now. But it's just like, I wanted to see the winner of the King of the Ring go to SummerSlam and have a championship shot. And Overfemmy, tried to explain it later, which we'll get to in just one second.

It's just not for me.

If I promised something in professional wrestling... and have a championship shot, and Oberfemi tried to explain it later, which we'll get to in just one second,

it's just not for me. If I promise something in professional wrestling, unless there's a really good story of reason about why you're not going to do it, well, listen, my headline for all of this is given that it is Oberfemi, I think he could have gone, man, I am so great, I will challenge Brock Lesnar, and I'll also go after that World Championship, because I can do both.

And you're like, oh my gosh, this guy, he is so great. I will challenge Brock Lesnar and I'll also go after that world championship because I can do both and you're like, oh my gosh, this guy he is so great. I'm going to give it a down. It's just not for me. They're not even weird because Paul Heyman said the reason for the cops is because Brock Leser and Hayman feel like Oberfemi is obsessed with Brock, therefore he's stalking him. And then seconds later he said, but I tell you you, who else is obsessed with you, Oberfemi? Brock Lesnar, I said, this is the most strangest story. So it's bad that Oberfemi is obsessed with Brock, but Brock is obsessed with Oberfemi, but apparently that one's totally okay. He also said he got out there and got a dual restraining order, and Oberfemi just barred to the ring. And at first I was like, why have we gone to the rigmarol of coming up with all this stuff? And actually, as it turned out, all of this was faking, Paul Heyman had made it up. And Oberfemi is just the absolute best. He got in there and he destroyed a bunch of these police. Paul Heyman and brought Les and then went running when Oberfemmy got the microphone and just screamed bloody murder at these guys.

And sure he did say there was no point me going after the World Championship, because I know that you would have interfered Brock Lesnar. I meant like, man, you're Obothemi, you're the greatest thing going right now. You don't care if somebody interferes in a wrestling trope. You flick them away because you're the best. It's also brought up very late in the story, so I would guess that WW is trying to justify

this, and Ober then made it very clear, well, you can run around here, but at SummerSlam you can't run away because of four words, hell in a cell. And once again, there's nothing wrong with this, and the live fans absolutely loved it, And just for the existence and continued presence of Oberfemi, I am going to give it an up, but I'm also giving it a down, because once again, to use my catchphrase, it's just not for me. I am still going to die on the hill that I think Oberfemi would have benefited more from just destroying Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania and then going and destroying some other people too in that open challenge. And if you were going to explain this to someone, didn't watch

wrestling, you go, well, what happened, you see? Is Oberfemi did kick this guy's ass in less than five minutes of WrestleMania, and then Brot Lesnar retired, when Brot Lesnar came back and for some reason they had a match in Italy, and Brot Lesnar won that one when Oberfemi won the king of the ring, and he got a world title shot at SummerSlam,

but then he wanted to have a third match with Brock Lesnar.

I just think if you read that in a book,

but man, this is really good. Obofemi won the king of the ring and he got a world title shot of Somerslam, but then he wanted to have a third match with Brock Lesnar.

I just think if you read that in a book, you'd like, man, this is really complicated. I'm still hoping we are living in a world where Oberfemi gets to SummerSlam and destroys this guy. That's the only way we can do it. But yes, Oberfemi isn't up. As for everything else, well, the paperview was just around the corner, and I'm just not that excited about it.

But that's okay.

Wrestling is made for me. I'm still giving it down. WWE has also started to show clips reminding you of every single thing that Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins and Secret Shushush Don't mention him. Dean Ambrose did over the last 15 years, which makes me feel so damn old. But here it was the shield getting together, which apparently

was two guys and somebody else that we do not talk about. And later on, they also showed the one

when Seth Rons betrayed the shield, which was 2014. I don't know about you, but kind of feels like

2014 didn't even exist. When we got E.O. Sky versus Roxanne Prez, because of course Roxanne is part of the Judgment Day and EO is taking on Liv Morgan, who's also part of the Judgment Day. I will say that the bill for E.O. Sky and Liv Morgan at the moment, it's just a little bit, hey man, let's chill out. This was a fun match, had the right winner. It was all right. was all right. Of course, Liv Morgan and Raquel Rodriguez kept getting involved, because even though they do do this each and every single week, Anna Pierce doesn't seem to stop them going to the ring. And sure, there's bad news for Eo because she hurt her knee. And when she went to do her running train maneuver, she went, oh my gosh, I missed and I smacked my leg once again. But ultimately, after a lot of distraction from those two, she went to the top rope,

Liv Morgan tried the distract her again, that didn't work, and even though Roxanne went for the most devastating move, in all the sports entertainment, the surprise roll-up, Eoskeye is a veteran, so she reversed it, into the most devastating move in all the sports entertainment, and she got the one, two, three. Now, of course, the Judgment Day beat her up after this when Sol Ruka came out to make the save.

I was like, well, that is completely random.

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