Everybody arrived at the start of Raw. Thank goodness for that. Otherwise we wouldn't have

raw because it would be cooked. Seth Rollins is also dressed like a pelican because why wouldn't

he be? When the new day turned up, nobody would talk to them because of course last week

they had become mega-goobas. I like that a lot. Also, my friends, it is I, Simele at the People's

Progress, Proteus Champion. You can Progress, pro-eatious champion.

You can buy this t-shirt now on Pro WrestlingTs.com, 4.S. Simon Miller, because I keep telling you, I am riding this wave all the way to sea, or something like that.

Don't forget my record is now three wins and zero defenses as well, sorry, three wins and zero losses in my defenses.

This is why I'm definitely going to lose that championship shoot.

But forget all that because we are coming to the end of the year.

WWE, I think are hitting a bunch of home runs because we just had the go home episode of

Raw for Saturday's main event, and it was pretty damn good.

Let's up those doubts.

Gunther then started off Raw by walking to the ring, mostly because he wanted to recite

Undertaker Entrance-themed lyrics from the 2000s because he said Finn Bauer, you've got a made

a great mistake.

Of course, they are going to be fighting this weekend at Saturday's main event because

Finn Bauer has been such an asshole and given what he did do at the

Survivor Series, Gunter is now ready to kill him. Now given that he had said his name over and over

again he had instigated Wrestling Rule 14.4 so out came the judgment day and we did some teasing here

because Finn Bauer was like, I can't believe you gave a match to Dominic Mysterio, he didn't deserve it.

And Dom was right here, could see it in his face.

He was like, well, that wasn't very nice.

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