Joe Tesitor was not messing around at the start of this week's episode of Raw.

He saw Drew McIntyre strong to ringside and Joe was like, oh my gosh, he's finally turned

to the dark side.

If you're wondering, yep, Drew McIntyre is now Emperor Palpatine.

Also, I know my friends and of course it is the holiday week everywhere in the world,

I would presume at least probably where you're watching this, so I am on my travels, seeing family who hate me and goes, I mean you're so bald, even

though they're obviously bald too, because we share the same genetics. But do you think that

means ups and down stops? Of course it doesn't, because I have a serious problem, so does the finger

of power. So I've watched Raw, that's because the good bits are up. The bad bits are down.

So Drew then did get to the ring and he talked about after Hell in the Cell. His back was

pretty much broken from Simba the Still Steps, which is why he had to go home for a while.

Now I am glad that he informed us that being thrown onto some steel would hurt your back.

I mean, I didn't think it was going to be like tickle me Elmo. But he then went on to go,

that's not the only reason I did go back to Scotland. It's because there was a death in the family.

Listen, I think this was actually true. It's all the best of that guy and his fan. The thing is, though, he also threw in that only one person had gotten in touch with him during this horrible ordeal. That's the second time that Drew has mentioned this, so I think it is

going to tie into a story, just to be an absolute nerd, it could actually be someone like the rock.

He also took this one step further, though, because he basically addressed this old tale we'd

always have about how the boys locker room and everybody's friends and we all get along when he

was like, no, that's not true. It's total BS. And looking at it this way,

would my own brother stab me in the back? Nope. When it comes to taking spots, you look at a

Sammy Zane, you look at Jimmy Usso, look at Jay Uso, they would murder me if it meant taking my place

on the car. So honestly, if you haven't seen this yet, or you haven't seen the explosion that Drew McIntyre had on busted open radio, you totally should. And he went in on Jay again. He was like, look at all

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