So I watched this week's episode of Raw when I was on a plane coming back from the USA after

successfully defending my Progress Proeatist Championship two times.

Also, I think there's a dumb wrestling rule that if you do defend your title across the seas,

it becomes a world title or a global title.

So damn it I'm calling it. Also, thank you to everyone that did come out. I was also

terrified, because of course, it was the night where we didn't know what was going to happen

to the new day. My gosh, my expectations were even worse than I was imagining. When C. M. Puck was

walking to the ring, and he saw Sammy Zane, he saw J. Uso, and Jusso went, yeah, and did the deepest you ever heard in your life. But when he went to shake Sammy's hand, I mean, they did get on, but you could feel a little

of the sexual tension.

Not sexual.

Punk then didn't he come out in front of the fans, the commentator all like, well, like,

Vandavot his big favour from Paul Heyman's going to be.

And I was like, it's so obvious, man.

He's going to want first dibs when the new Zelda game comes out.

We all want that.

One course reminded us that it's great to be alive and I was like, well, you don't know that CM, you've never been dead, maybe being deceased is absolutely wonderful, when he took us back

to the hell in the cell and said, man, the day after that I was so beat up.

I didn't know what tomorrow held, but this time, even though the war games was pretty brutal, I do know

what I want, and he pointed at nothing. That's what he did. He climbed the rope, we went,

can you see it? Can you see it? And everyone was like, yes, see a punk. Of course we can see it.

Get him his medication. Of course, he was basically referring to WrestleMania or the magical

WrestleMania sign or the WWE World Title or the World Heavyweight Championship,

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