I'll tell you what I like when I'm waiting for a medical update about somebody I care about.

A tease. That's what gets me going.

So I don't want the dog to walk out and tell me whether my friend or family member is going to live or die.

I want them to come out and say, I'll tell you, in an hour or so.

Because who doesn't want a cliffhanger?

You haven't been able to figure it out.

This is what we did at the start

of Raw with Cody Rhodes. Like, oh, well, you want to know if he's okay or not. Well, you better

sit there and wait like you've been grounded by your mother. Also, my friends, I'm going

ups and downs. The stupidest wrestling review show there is. And I have claimed that number one spot and I am not going to let it go. But it does mean I have to take my brain and my opinions and my finger of power the fop.

If I like something, it's getting up.

If I don't like something, it's getting a down.

So let's do exactly what I just said, and up those down.

CM Punk then walked to the ring to kick things off this week.

Given his latest track record, that usually means a pretty good

segment is incoming.

He warned the tea garden, because they were chanting his name that may get him in trouble

when I spied in the front row, a wonderful sign.

It said, Simon, give me an up.

Bless your hearts.

Because I had one of those weeks last week, so to see this did make me feel warm and fuzzy

in my tum-tum.

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