My mother always told me, Simon, you're a mistake and nobody in this family likes you,

but she also said, if you can't say something nice about somebody, don't say anything at

all.

Which makes this week's Raw a very, very big problem.

So, I said what I did is I took the energy and I put it into something positive and I

actually tracked down the plans for WWE's Monday Night Show for the next few months.

That's right.

There you go.

Boom, there they are.

The Raw plans.

And it says here that Bobby Lashley will retain at Hell in the Cell and then Drew McIntyre

will come out on the next Raw and challenge Bobby Lashley at Mount of the Bank.

They'll then have that match and Bobby Lashley will retain and then Drew McIntyre will challenge

him at Summerslam and throughout all of that, Mandy Rose, Dana Brooke, Lana Naomi, Natalia

and Tamina will just keep having match after match after match after match and at that

point too, Shelton Benjamin and Cedric Alexander will still be fighting, but their match

running time will be down to seven seconds.

Okay.

Why do I even bother?

So, you've already got a good idea about what I think about this week's episode of Raw

but also make sure you head out to the What Coach Wrestling YouTube community page and

vote in this week's Red Swaps and Downs and the ones you wanted to see were Survivors

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