Hello, my name is Simon Miller and WWE for the love of everything. Would you please stop

doing matches on Raw that you're about to do on a pay-per-view days later? Because now

how am I meant to be excited about WrestleMania backlash when I have pretty much witnessed

everything you're doing on that show? And again, look at me, I know what I'm talking

about. I'm wearing glasses. I'm so worried about that. Just wrestling through the club

cares. Let's take the finger of power and give the good bits and up and the bad bits

of down for the latest episode of Monday Night Raw.

I appreciated two things at the start of this week's Raw. One, we actually had a match.

We all know that WWE is obsessed with the opening show promo, so it's nice to get different

things. And two, you can't say they're not trying to be creative. The problem was this

still isn't for me. And as ever, you'd have to be nuts to expect a three-hour program

that airs every single week to cater to your every whim, but I just do not understand

the succession. We're taking every single thing in the women's division and then tying

it in to the women's tag team championships. I mean, I think now we've been doing it for

about a year. But yes, it was Charlotte Flair and I, Jackson

Shayna Baser, taking on Oscar Mandy Rose and Dana Brooke and those two have new music

if you should so care. And almost straightaway, they all just got in the ring and starting

yelling at each other and I don't even know why when buff Alexa Bliss appeared at the

top of the ramp. She was here with Lily to keep an eye on someone and at least on this

evening, it was Shayna Baser and I orderly shouted, why? I do like asking that question.

But basically, Shayna was in the ring. Alexa Bliss, I assume, then casted some kind of

voodoo powers. This course, I said I wasn't allowed. This course Shayna Baser's leg to

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