Oh, it is so hot here in the United Kingdom, the Met Office has actually pinged us all

a warning, so don't go outside because you may die.

So that's why bits of clothing keep falling off my body because not only am I in a house

which are any warm but I have a bunch of lights which are basically hotter than the sun,

so hopefully I'm not going to collapse by the end of this video.

Which may very well happen because there was a couple of things on Raw that just makes

you go, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, I can't believe it.

It does have intimate man, like to have some fun with, you know what, I'm all pumped because

crowds are back.

My name is also Simon Mellow.

Welcome to what cultural wrestling and ups and downs show where we give the good bits

of up and the bad bits of down and we are doing it for the first episode of Monday Night

Raw with real people in what feels like forever.

Guess up those doubts.

This half Raw was like we had gone into the DeLorean and travelled back to 2016 because

John Cena was here, fans were cheering him as they were when he was the US champion doing

the US Open Challenge.

It just made me feel a warm and fuzzy down in my tum tum because he has now entered

super duper star status because my word, everybody was losing their mind.

Cena let us know how much he missed the fans which included me so I was like oh, John

you're such a card while also getting a suicide reference in there because he's a very smart

man before he turns his attention to Roman Reigns.

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