Really on his back on Monday Night Raw and I, for one, am a very pleased pup.

I mean, nobody told me, haha, where he'd been.

There was not one explanation, but let's not worry about that, it is WWE and that's just

what they do.

What is far more important and maybe Randy had this before, I can't remember, it's been

ages.

He now has this like beard combo on his face, where it's like a goatee, but you don't

really notice the bit on his chin, so you just notice him a stash, and my word, it's

a very good moustache.

So, I want to be like Randy Orton, so this episode of Raw Ups and Downs will be done

with me sporting this wonderful, wonderful tach.

Hello, my name is Simon Miller, I'm an absolute moron, let's up those doubts.

So, yes, the very first person we saw on Monday Night Raw was, of course, Randy Orton

with his awesome facial hair, and everybody was going crazy for him, and you could just

tell the happy he was to be back in front of a loud crowd, he made me feel all warm and

fuzzy, deep down in my thumb down.

He barely got a word out before Riddle interrupted, and I like to think the Riddle was backstage,

and he heard, I hear voices in my head, and he just legged out there because he was so

excited.

Then we kind of popped this balloon, because Riddle was like, oh man, Randy, I was wondering

where you had gone, like my stepdad when I was a child, who went out for milk, and never

came back, and I was like, yeah, that's really, really funny, no, it's not.

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