I know, I know, I know, don't adjust your YouTube sets, which is not a thing, where the

club is, Gareth, what he had to sort some things out this week.

So he gave me a call and he flew me in, which also isn't true.

So for one week only, I will be upping those down when it comes to NXT, which obviously

stands for next.

In case you don't know, my name is Simon Miller, welcome to what culture-essling this is

known as the finger of power and it gives the good bits and up and it gives the bad bits

of down which today we are going to do for a pretty big episode of NXT, because we had

a flippin' world title match in Carrying Cross and Finn Balor whoop deep chothers ass.

So let's get ready and let's up those down.

We really did tie into the whole importance behind this Carrying Cross versus Finn Balor

2 title match at the Star of NXT, because we had these videos and we had people talking

they wanted you to believe this was the most integral event that had ever happened in

the history of the world.

And it must have worked on me because I was like, you know what, when that match is over,

I'm just going to lay down until I'm dead.

I mean, what else am I possibly going to be able to do?

Before we did get there though, our first match was Ember Moon and Shotzi Blackheart taking

on Raquel Gonzalez and Dakota Kai and they had a very, very fun tag team match.

We're also told the winner of this may get a future tag team title shot, which means

they are going to do that because why else would they set?

And of course, in the early going, Gonzalez was whipping everybody's ass because she's

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