Hello my friends, Simon Miller here, and welcome to Ups, right, okay, just one second,

honestly, is that going to keep happening? Why? Why the flood would you think that's a good idea?

Nobody wants to hear from out like a constant shot. What is wrong with you? And of course,

WWE would never do anything like that, but yes, we have just had WWE Fastlane, a pay-per-view,

premium life event on a Saturday night, and you need to know there was good, and you need to know

whether it was bad. I don't know. Nobody knows, apart from this, the finger of power, so let's

give the good bits an up, and a bad bit to down. Fastlane didn't even start with Pat McAfee doing

the voiceover for the opening video, and then he was kind of mad, being all like, oh man,

I bet you didn't think I was going to do this. I was like, to be honest with you, Pat, I haven't

even thought about it. This pay-per-view, premium life event was not too, because who saw this coming?

Not I. For it wasn't even Cody Rhodes and Jay Usso who have no win-loss record when it comes to

a tag team division, taking on the judgement day, and Cody and Jay won the championships. I mean,

ooh, de la la. It was absolutely excellent, though, and we tied it into the home story, because

Jaydee McDonough and Damian Priest are definitely going to fall out properly, and also when it comes

to Daymo, well, I think it's going to be in the dead judgement for very long. Jay Usso and Priest

started this off, too, and I was like, oh, maybe one day, they can do this feud again, but for

the World Heavyweight Championship, when Jay tagged in Cody, and he went after Daymo's leg, which

made sense. He's a big, big man. That didn't mean to bring in Finn Balor and him and Priest

then cast Teamwork, because of course that's what you have to do in the tag team division,

and my word, it came together, they started to pummel these fools. They primarily went after Jay

Usso as well, and this is how you know, we've done a great job with Jayde, but I had so much

sympathy for him, and I just wanted him to do well. Daymo then made a mistake, so Cody Rhodes got

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