Now I've been on this side of an ups and downs before, it's quite exciting isn't it?

Let's up those downs!

Started off with Ray vs The Miz on the kickoff show and it was kind of thrown together and it was

the Miz in a kickoff match. I mean, what more can you say? Dominic tried to get involved,

he got chucked out, Ray rolled up the Miz, he won, cool. But then we got into the main show itself

and we kicked off big with Roman Reigns vs Goldberg in a match that they desperately wanted

for a few years ago but couldn't pull together but here it was in all its grandeur and it wasn't

very grand jury. Started off with a big lock up and then it kind of rolled to the outside and then

it was just really really slow. There was none of the sort of Goldberg fire that you might expect from

something like this. There was no sort of big jackhammers or anything like that. Goldberg hit

spear on Roman Reigns but he kicked out. Roman Reigns hit him with a Superman punch but Goldberg kicked

out. Goldberg was bleeding from the shoulder for some reason when he came out so Hamper's idea was

that he just kind of shoulder barged into a door probably. He also bleeding from his head at one

point just in a tiny spot. I don't know how this man bleeds so much but the amazingly went like

six minutes and then when you look back on it you really can't think of how they filled that time

because it was just a bit slow. Roman Reigns just decided to choke Goldberg out in the end probably

the safest bet to be honest and that was it. Roman Reigns won when he's off to WrestleMania. I mean

it wasn't great. I'm probably going to give it a down and yeah that's kind of all I have to say

about that because then we moved on to the first of two elimination chamber matches of the evening

and this one was the women. It was Liv Morgan taking a nicky ass taking a dude up taking a rear

referee taking a Alexa Bliss taking a Bianca Belair and this was okay. It wasn't the best thing

I've ever seen but it definitely wasn't the worst. Liv Morgan and Nicky Ash kicked it off but

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