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What a lovely start to ring of honor.

Also, how about my friends, my name is Simon Miller, welcome to what cult dressling and the ups and downs on the latest R08 show.

And I just want to remind you, given that it is on the horizon in two weeks time, we are going to have a bit of a shuffle.

Here on ups and downs, we're going to bring you some new shows and we are going to, yes, bring back retro ups and downs.

If you don't watch it this time, I'm going to find you and give you a lovely hug.

Yeah, really want to kick off with Christopher Daniels versus Carl Fletcher from Of The Open,

which was basically the past versus the present and kind of the future.

And I liked it.

Daniel used his experience to take down Carl Fletcher to begin with and locked in the coachy clutch when Carl was like,

man, I ain't going to take that and he started to whip some ass.

When that turned into a suplex battle, I was like, imagine that was how wars were fought.

It would take a very, very long time.

When all of a sudden, both these guys were trying to hit the most devastating moves in all of sports entertainment, the surprise roll-ups.

I was like, I knew it.

I always knew it deep down in my tum-tum, doesn't matter if you started 20 years ago, doesn't matter if you start now,

you know how devastating the surprise roll-up is.

Eventually Fletcher tried to hit the tombstone.

Christopher Daniels was like, no, that's not going to happen.

He went for the Angels' wings.

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