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Hello, my friends.

Simon Miller here.

And once again, where the hell are we?

And what are we doing?

Why is the lighting so weird?

I'm going to tell you in three easy steps.

One, I may have come to New York City to do a wrestling match.

Two, I'm in some weird hotel room,

where I had to fix the camera.

For around about five minutes,

because it started to strobe on the screen.

Three, it's very early in the morning.

So we do have to be quiet.

But as I've told you before,

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