Well, WWE has done it again with their ridiculous marketing, when I was watching Smackdown earlier,

from nowhere where the intro video was playing, I actually went together and joined in with

John Cena when he says that city line, then I face Palm, I don't even mean to do it,

I am like a fish on a hook.

And also, hello, my name is Simon Watt, culture, thank you for joining me as always,

and something amazing has happened.

WWE had another show known as Smackdown, so I thought why don't I take the temporary

fister power and give the good bits and up, and the bad bits are down.

Oh man, kinda hurts today, which makes sense, it is broken, point is, let's up those doubts.

And we start with me being a massive ego maniac, somebody in the Smackdown crowd,

had a silent said Simon, give this an up, so I am giving it up.

It really is that simple because no matter how many times people do this, it makes me feel

so warm and fuzzy in my tum tum, but also allows me to have the platform to just say thank you,

I appreciate you, you make me a very happy man, so I'm giving you a thumbs up.

I then decided to watch Smackdown properly, and do you know why the brand split has never worked,

because WWE has never actually dedicated themselves to a brand split, I mean ever since

2002, which is 20 years ago, Raw guys go to Smackdown, Smackdown guys go to Raw,

then we get to November Survivors series, and it's like, oh my god, we're gonna do red versus

blue, nobody actually cares. This carried on on Smackdown, because RK Bro came out to start the show,

and look, I am totally cool with this, I would rather we did mix the roster, but it just makes

the commentators sound so silly, because Michael Popcorn and Pat McAfee were like, oh,

it's a weirdo, oh, it's weird, how did they get here? It's like, do you not watch the same

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