Okay, everybody has got on confused.

When we introduce the interruption counter at the beginning of the year, it's not because

I hate interruptions, it's because it's ha ha funny funny, but wrestling does it all

the time, and it's become a trope.

But nobody appears to be listening to me, so I'm bringing in a friend.

It's the puppet version of me, and he is going to tell you what for.

Tell it.

But goodness sake makes me sad every single damn time.

Hello, my name is Simon Mellor.

Welcome to what culture wrestling and a little show I like to call raw ups and

downs. It's not called that, it's called ups and downs, this one is featured on

raw. It's been a bad start, it's been a very bad start.

But the raw rumble is this weekend, so that's exciting, let's up those doubts.

So this version of Brock Lesnar is just the best, isn't it?

Because not only does he still come across like a guy that could kick your ass, but now

he can dress however he wants, and somehow he gets away with it.

And what am I talking about?

Well, Raw did indeed kick off with his Bobby Lashley Lesnar way in, whereas Bob came

out with all this like athletic gear on, Brock Lesnar was dressed like a cowboy with a

very nice hat or in short, he didn't look like he cared.

Corey Gray, who was in seeing proceedings, also said to Brock, uh, Brock, I don't think

this is the way you should be dressed, given what we're about to do.

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