Right, I am sick and tired of every single week

people going, Simon, you're so biased,

you're clearly paid off by AEW, to the point I just...

Give me, sorry, give me one second.

Hey, big tone, what's going down?

Yeah, yeah, I'm good, thanks, absolutely.

Living the dream.

Oh, that's great news, that's awesome.

That money will be in my bank account next week.

I really appreciate it.

I just realized, oh, no, no, don't send me that money.

So make sure you take your men in back,

flashy thingy and flash it into your eyes

and forget everything I just said.

Hello, my name is Simon from What Culture,

and that's what I'm running my birth certificate.

And we do just have another episode of AEW Rampage,

so there's only one thing we've got to do.

We talk to this, that's right, this guy, the finger of power,

and he's going to tell us what bits get it up

and what bit gets it down.

And if you're thinking to yourself, Simon,

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