Well, I tell you this, my friends, AEW has now found its feet with rampage.

They have looked at their 60 minute time frame and thought,

well, how can we get the matches in there?

How can we get the skits in there?

And it just flows like a snake.

Snake doesn't really flow, it kind of slivers.

But if I said something slivers, well, it doesn't sound very good.

Hello, everybody, my name is Simon for What Culture.

Thank you for joining me as always.

And it is a crazy wrestling Saturday,

because we've had SmackDown, Ups and Downs on the channel right now.

But we also have to do the same for AEW rampage.

So let's take the fock, the finger up power and give the good bits and up.

And the other bits are down.

We're claiming we're able to start rampage this week.

And seriously, I'm just getting aboard the train now.

This is me on the train.

They are absolutely brilliant.

I love them so, so much.

And I've become really annoying in my own life.

And sometimes I walk around, I just go, listen, listen.

Like I think I'm Max Casper and believe you me, I could not wrap.

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