Hi my friends, and welcome to Rampage Ups and Downs, a show where I, the bald head,

the elite Simon Miller review wrestling stuff, and today we're doing Rampage,

but I just wanted to be a bit self-indulgent. Look what someone said me. That's right.

It's my rip off logo of me slapping my head, and somebody sent it to me as a flag.

I mean, that's just flipping great. I also thought I'd try and wear it like a cape,

and then realise there's no way to do it, because watch, it's absolutely gonna fall off.

Nobody conducts wrestling like I, but the point is this.

There you go. We have a wrestling review show to up and down,

which is not grammatically correct at all, but let's do it.

We had a big old fight to start Rampage this week, because it was Hangman

and Rampage vs Wheel of Utah. Flubbed me the day, bring it.

It was dropping versus Clothesline to begin with, because some moves will never die.

When Wheel of Utah was like, man, I think I'm an octopus today,

and he tried to tie Hangman and then page up. That didn't work.

He went from the most devastating women all at sports in the day, but the surprise rolled up.

But of course, he's still a young pup, and he's learning, and he wasn't able to quite get it.

Instead, though, he put the cowboy in a deathlock. I said to myself, man, this wheels,

he's pretty good wrestler. He then paged on the back for early on, especially when you

were starting to chop him, but you already know what happened here.

When Hangman did find himself in the corner, he came flying out with that lariat,

which is the same move that knocked him out when he took on Jon Moxley a few weeks ago,

and kept him out of action. So we are now just constantly plotting seeds

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