Some things just add some play to your day.

Catching the toast as it pops out of the toaster.

Dancing down the street to your favourite place.

Wearing a sparkly boots to the shop.

Best of all, picking the new Red Scratch Card.

A Red Scratch Card, please.

Thank you.

And doing your own drum roll.

This is exciting.

Add some play to your day,

with Scratch Cards from the National Lottery.

So it's too big, place more.

Rules and procedures are by a players must be 18 or over.

Oh, many people now look around every time they step through a door

before remembering that the forbidden door is just a term.

And it doesn't mean anything.

Like, you know, I got a sign.

I'm like, oh my gosh, I'm going to see someone from New Japan.

And honestly, everything I've just said actually makes no sense.

But now, my name is Simon Watcoacher.

Thank you for joining me as always.

I am the master of the ups and downs, which means absolutely nothing.

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