A.W. Love starting rampage with madness these days, my search, my feelings like a Jedi, I like it.

Also, hello my friends, I am Simon Watculture, thank you very much for joining me for another

episode of Ups and Downs. I'm just going to tell you this straight away. When you are done here,

make sure you go watch SmackDown Ups and Downs too, otherwise you are not finishing the puzzle.

I don't know what that means, but do it anyway. Let's go.

Yeah, our first match was Bandido and the Lucha Brothers taking on Big Bill Lee Moriarty

and Ethan Page. Now, if you want to go, wait a minute, while the firm back together,

well actually we did find out, this was booked before Matt Hardy owned Ethan Page's contract.

I just appreciate it getting any kind of reason. All we really need to know is that

Bandido was in there first and he was just flippin' and flopping around the place,

like somebody had taught him this in the womb. Like, it is absolutely hilarious how

effortlessly he does this when he actually pentatagged in and so did Big Bill. He's really big

and his name is Bill. We really do have to sing his praises too, because over the last few weeks,

he has been on such a tear and even though he kept trying to slam the mass man here,

Penta was like, no, I've got counted to this and he just kept kicking it. I was like, man,

I tell you that always works. He didn't work for a dive as well, so Bill just walked in with a

right hand. When he grabbed a Lucha brother and he threw him into Barry Barricade, so I went

and wrote another poet. Because Barry Barricade is not a duck, would you stop attacking him,

you stupid f-. Well, I got out of hand. Either way, Justice for Barry counter rolls up to 62.

The tag clacks and then went off, we got this massive brawl as Ethan Page and Bandido went

that a little bit again. When the Lucha brothers realised, hang on a minute, if we come together,

they'll be two of us, then we're basically as big as Big Bill, so they went and took him out.

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