I mean, what a way to start rampage.

Only people are walking around going,

oh, I don't think there's a big mustache on rampage.

Even like, man, you should go get a real problem.

But it was the elite versus the firm

for the Trio's tag team titles.

That doesn't make sense.

The Trio's titles, it was totally bonkers.

This, of course, was Ethan Page, Matt Hardy,

and Isaiah Cassidy.

And we were also told during this that come Wednesday,

the elite will get back together once more

to take on AR Fox and top flight.

Now, it's real like, well, that was a silly thing to do

because now I know there's no way the firm's going to win here.

But let's just be honest with ourselves

and search our feelings like Jedi's.

It's never going to happen anyway.

I do well like what we've been doing

with all these characters though,

especially Ethan Page and Matt Hardy.

Because throughout this, we continue to tell their tale,

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