I am just going to keep this intro nice and simple.

My name is Simon Miller, I was born on to this her 30 or so years ago and I flipping

love professional wrestling.

And yes my voice sounds like somebody took a fan and just went mahhhh into my throat and

I have a massive mark on my head but that's because I love professional wrestling so much,

I became a professional wrestler and I was out there having a max last night and somebody

absolutely kicked my ass but don't worry because I kicked their ass too.

But you don't have to worry about that and instead we have to worry about what maybe

one of the best moments in my entire life.

Welcome to Iperbally, I don't even care but let's take the figure of power and up those

downs for AEW Rare Paint.

So seriously I think we have just seen the best entrance in wrestling history or at least

one of the best entrances in wrestling history because AEW took this moment and they took

their baseball bat and they just flipping smashed it out the park and if you go to your

window right now and look out you will see a CM Punk promo just flying towards the moon

and it will make you feel all warm and fuzzy in your tub tub.

I mean as soon as Bal na na na na na na na na, the crowd went absolutely insane CM Punk

did arrive and looked like he was incredibly overwhelmed by the whole situation.

Some people in the audience had tears in their eyes and I think my goose bumps manifested

themselves into real entities that went out there and robbed a bank.

So now that's something I'm going to have to deal with later but right now right here in

this moment I don't give a hoot because CM Punk.

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