I have a professional wrestling question for you.

Do you think when you first go to a wrestling training school on the third session they

go, okay, today we're going to climb to the top rope and teach you how to fall from this

juncture and go slamming through a wooden coffin.

I know the answer to this is no, because I've been to a professional wrestling training,

Derby and he won crazy hot tomorrow and I am, of course, talking about AEW's flight

of fest night one and wasn't it just so joys to have real people back in the building.

And if you're thinking to yourself Simon, this is so boring you say this all the time,

well you better get your boredom already each and every single week because I'm going to ride

this novelty all the way to the station. But that doesn't necessarily mean that the latest

episode of AEW Dynamite was any good and we only find that out by giving the good bits

up at the bad bits of down, which thank goodness we are about to do right now.

So strap yourself in and let's go.

And right away I'm going to repeat myself because a wild crowd is just like drugs right into my

veins. The very first person we saw coming out on AEW Dynamite was John Moxley with his IWGP

US Championship and these people cheered him like he was a returning hero. And he is to me because

he shaved his head. John, welcome to the club. He was, of course, taken on Carl Anderson who was

described as a founding member of the Bullet Club and someone who had made their ways to the final

of the G1 tournament. And I wonder why AEW would be making all these new Japan references?

I guess we're just going to have to wait and see. Then why pretending I know only thing?

I don't. Any Kingston also ran out before the bell had even sounded and just whacked

loot gallows with a pipe so that was a way to get things going. And then these two just decided

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