So we've got a big video package at the start of this week's AEW to remind you of everything that happened at Russell Dream. This was actually more important than usual because if you had caught up on the show just using social media, you would have thought that AEW shot a guy. They didn't. We also saw a promo from Hangmate and a page afterwards going, How dare you do this to me tomorrow with Joe? And I'm now going to hunt you down and ruin your life.

Make sure you put that in your brains.

And listen, you're already in the comments.

Yes, I have a crazy tan. It's not as crazy as it looks. It's because it's light here. There's light there. There's light there. And that makes it look more silly than it already is. Also, if you come down and see me in a wrestling show this weekend,

I'm doing Scotland Discovery on Friday and progress London on Sunday,

you will notice under bright lights the way wrestling does it, it actually just makes you look tanned. Also, just to break the fourth wall and go on and about it, one of these shows, I'm a bad guy, and when you have a crazy tan, that just helps. Is everybody okay now good? Also, hello. Welcome to ups and downs with me, Simon Miller

the board A-hole. The show, well, we do give the good bits and up and the bad bits down,

and we do it with the very brown finger of power. But that's okay, man. Everything's going to be

fine. Also, talking about everything going to be fine. If you're still on the internet,

going crazy, it's wrestling. Go outside and remember life can be great.

Don't mind they kicked off with Samoa Joe the opportunities taking on the Hurt Syndicate for the Trio's

titles, and I will say this, I would like it if the Trio's championships became a bit more of a focal point.

There's just something about Trio's matches when a belt is on the line that I like.

Can't explain it, but I just do. We also started with Shelton Benjamin and Shabbata.

And imagine I told you that was going to be possible on American Soul a few years ago.

When Bobby Lashley and Powerhouse Hobbs tagged in for some big men slapping man meat.

This was absolutely ridiculous because Samoa Joe they tagged in and he didn't like the fact that all the crowd was chanting meat. So we put a towel around Hobbs and he said, I'm going to do this myself. I mean, you can do that joke. But we'd already seen that Powerhouse Hobbs is a big guy. We've been watching Powerhouse Hobbs for around about five years. So I have no idea what you were trying to achieve. This all led to Bobby Lashy getting a hot tag and finally going at it with Powerhouse, and MVP was in there as well, and I only did hit his ball in elbow, but he was about to win the match with the playmaker. That's right, that's what it's called, when, actually couldn't believe this. Rick-ha-Rick-cha

ran down to the ring. He cast distraction, and even though MVP as absolute a veteran at this stage,

he couldn't believe that another wrestler was outside of the ring as he stood inside inside the

ring. I think he totally forgot he was in a wrestling match when Samojo went,

ha ha, I'm a bad guy now.

He applied the kikina clutch, a bless MVP. He hadn't had his eight hours, so he tapped out. So only the one on the dick board, because of course we did get some distractions here. And because the DeMarn were laughing, ha, ha, ha, about this on the aisle way, that Hurt Syndicate made sure to chase them away. Look, the match is really fun, right?

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