But what an absolutely bonkers opening to dynamite.

Also, how are my friends, my name is Simon Miller, welcome to Ups and Downs, the show,

where we decide whether we enjoy professional wrestling or whether we think we should leave

behind sports entertainment and never talk about it again. What I do want to do given that this

is an all-elite wrestling focus show is just say my word is the most faboo news that they put

tickets on sale for all in a Wempley and they've already almost sold 50,000 seats. I mean that is

nuts. I cannot wait till August, it is going to be crazy. But yeah, this week's AEW did indeed

start with Orange Cassidy and Bandido coming out and they are now best friends. So I thought

of band and I was like, I know what we can call them, Orange Cassidy and Bandido. Because sometimes

you just have to keep things simple. It was a teaming with Ann and Colin Roderick Strong to take on

the Jericho Appreciation Society and imagine I had told you a year ago that this match is going to

happen. Hell, imagine I told you a week ago, nobody even knew what Roddy was doing. It also meant

that we had J.K. Gard Daniel Garcia, Danny Magic and Cool Hand Ang out here because they are good

soldiers. They waited for Chris Jericho's music to hit and out came the wizard and he sat down

on commentary. I don't know why he was smoking a cigar there, he didn't do that. Garcia and Strong

then started by slapping the ship out of each other with Antelope Parkers in there and just got a

massive slam from Bandido when even though we were only like eight seconds in, the tag clacks

and went off and everybody was just fine on the outside. Hey Garvin grabbed Orange and threw him

into the ring post, went back in the ring. We were just playing the vertical superplex game where

you take someone and you hold them up in the vertical superplex for as long as you can. So we've

all done this at Christmas. I mean it always ends badly with someone breaking their neck but thankfully

that didn't happen here. The big pop came when Roderick Strong got the hot tags so that was nice

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