So we had the best started to AEW Dynamite in a while last night because when the Death

riders were doing this strange huddle, and he did this big cuddle just jumped around, which actually made me laugh out loud, because it was so ridiculous. Will Osprey tripped over a bar. I know that doesn't sound true, but I promise you that did happen and Marina Shafir totally cracked up. Now actually before this, John Moxie in his promo had said, you know, if you get knocked down, and we're going to get back up again, like he was Chumbabwamba.

So maybe it was meant to happen, but given the Will Osprey also tweeted about this, I think it was and I actually think these things are wonderful and they do happen to you and you can laugh it off because it just means we all connect to you a bit more. We've all been walking around in our real lives and we've fall on our face. I'm not going to tell you what

match it was, but I had a wrestling match this year and I went out the wrong side of the curtain and got

trapped in it. And everybody after which just told me, Simon, it just meant we loved you more as a goof.

Also, all my friends, I'm going to ups and downs, the only wrestling of you show you need,

and I am basically naked today because it is 38 degrees in the United Kingdom, which is totally stupid. I'm also wearing the worst t-shirt ever, but I need to find a tank top I could totally sweat in. Also, this was a gift, so don't you mean? Why are you being so horrible? But given that AEW did just drop their go-home episode of dynamite before Forbidden Door, less up the doubt. Now this intro actually tied into the first match as well, especially the story,

because it was the Death Riders, John Moxie, Claudio, Wheeler, Utah, taking on Brodido,

Bandido, Mambolimo, and Mystico.

And listen, it was a good match.

Of course, it was a good match.

Flipping Brody King was busting out.

Luchador moves at one point, which I'll never be able to get over because he is so massive, but it was the finish that got me, my friends, because I think something big is on the way. It's basically after Brody King had totally wrecked Tom Moxie with a giant lariat, Marina Shafir started to cast distraction. When Claudio took the championship, he smacked Brody right in the head, and Mox was like, ha ha, that will do it? and he pinned Brodie King for the one, two, three. And do you know who was probably watching on

after falling into a bathtub and being like... And Mock was like, ha ha, that will do it. And he pinned Brody King for the one, two, three.

And do you know who was probably watching on after falling into a bathtub and being like, I don't really agree with this? Even though you did give me your magic powers in order to fix my neck, I am, of course, talking about Will O'Sprey. I would imagine, after William does become the AEWO champion at Wembley in London, He then turns to moxies.

Like, listen, dude, the way you conduct yourself,

it kind of makes me feel like a sad panda. become the AEWO champion at Wembley in London. He then turns to Moxie. It's like, listen, dude,

the way you conduct yourself, it kind of makes me feel like a sad panda. And John Moxie would be like, you never understood my lessons, you stupid Pad 1. I knew I'd have to defeat you one day, and we go right into that feud. It's all my AW never does synishes like this, but it's super do Pere, I mean, I hate saying it, but it was very sports entertainment. You know what I'm

talking about, but I think we need to keep an eye on this, and if that is what AEW is planning, I think it is really good, because even though somehow John Moxley being a crazy person did allow Will Osprey to get back to 100%. Well, they never really felt there's a proper synergy there. I mean, what did Swerve Strickland say to Will Ospre last week?

It's a bit weird you do hang out with these guys. They tried to kill you. So from the mad to this and what I've convinced myself it's going to be, I am going to give it an up. You always want to make sure there are some breadcums that you can return to down the line because they're nerds and geeks like you and me can be like,

I'm so happy I do watch every single week

because now I feel like I'm getting rewarded.

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