Well, what a silly start to AEW Dynamite.

Also, hello my friends, my name is Simon Miller, and welcome to Ups and Downs for AEW Dynamite.

What a wonderful time to be alive.

And look, for people asking, yes, Retro Ups and Downs does return this week.

It shall be going live on Friday.

Make sure you give it a click.

But until then, let us up us those down.

So yeah, our first match was John Moxley versus a Shee,

which meant they had a really lighthearted,

tapy tap match.

No, they didn't, they killed each other.

Now, I suppose they only slightly disappointing twitters

that before Brian Danielson broke his arm out for Bid and Door,

I do believe it was meant to be a Shee versus Brian Danielson,

which is like for Bid and Door 3, which doesn't make any sense.

But look, if you can then put John Moxley in the match,

this is like going to a restaurant and being told,

oh, I'm sorry, we don't have any pizza,

but here's some cheese on toast.

They also looked at each other for a bit

when a Shee just murped John Moxley with a shoulder tackle

when Mox went up to him and went,

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