Well, this started down in my rut. So, my friends, welcome to Ups and Downs and you know

the deal by now where I, Simon Miller, take my finger and I just wiggle it around.

But it's no ordinary finger. It is the finger of power. You're not thinking to yourself, Simon.

That's a weird thing to say. Look at me. I'm a weird guy. Let's up those doubts. Because yeah,

we did start with the scallop of telling us we're about to have one of our blind tag team

eliminator matches. When we went to the back and we saw Keely having a little bit of a chat with

Derby Allen. Basically, Derby was telling Keith to look, I know you don't want a tag with

Swerve Strickland, your mortal enemy, who you will never actually fight one on one. But also,

what happened to the old Keely? He did kind of laugh this off, but look, it was Orange

Cassidy and Derby Allen taking on Keely and Swerve Strickland. One of the first things we saw

was Keith being like, oh, you want the old Keely, do you? And he grabbed Derby. And he lost him so

high into the air, I thought NASA was going to get involved to be like, man, there is something weird

going through space. And it was absolutely hilarious. And when Orange tagged in the same kind of

thing happened, he tried to get some shots in and Keely gave him his chop and I tell you, he's

lucky, he's a piece of fruit because he was a human, he'd be dead. Derby and Cassidy then proved

that they had come into this with stored finishes because they had just tried to bust all of them out

when Swerve Strickland tagged in and he got into it with Allen. And of course, if you know your

nerd wrestling history, they go back a long way. Amazingly, Keith and Swerve then did kind of work

together for a little bit, although they weren't happy about it when Keith just did this mad tower

of doom spot. So if this was meant to be a little bit of a reset for him, it worked. Derby and

Orange then hit about 72,941 finishes on Keely because that's the only way you can keep him down.

But do you know how Swerve Strickland broke this up with a 450? And that was smart because not only

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