So we're the proper old school stars for this week's episode of AEW Dynamite because it was a bunch of

to-camera face promos or face-to-camera promo, something like that. And MJF said Brody King was homeless, so Brody King went rough, rough, rough, because he thinks the dog. When Kenny Omega was like, ha ha, I'm dry day, I'm glad I'm about to face you because, of course, you attacked me months ago and now I want my revenge. It was very fun. we should do more of this.

Also, like my friends on Wodoops and Downs,

the only wrestling of you show you need with me. attacked me months ago and now I want my revenge. It's very fun, we should do more of this.

Also, like my friends, and one-ups and downs, the only wrestling of you show you need with me, Simon Miller the Ball, idiot, where we are going to go through everything that did happen on All Elite Wrestling's episode of Dynamite and we're going to give the good bits and up and the bad bits of down. I appreciate you being with here today. And remember, you can leave a comment below and say, Simon, you're correct, Simon, you're wrong, and I do both these things at any

given time.

Let's go. It was the Death Rioters versus the Don Callis family to kick us off, which is quite funny. Because we've already had the street fight. But the thing is, because there are so many members of the Don Callis family, this can probably go on forever. And eventually we'll get like Grandma Don Callis and she can make everyone a muffin. This time it was to Kester El Kloin and Josh Alexander though, which makes all the sense in the world because of course very soon it is going to be De Kester versus John Moxley so those two kept going into it. El Kloan also kind of divided off with Pack and Josh Alexander was going after Daniel Garcia. So I was like, well put your hands together, my friends. We can do a bunch of singles feuds. Otherwise, it was just you go, I go, we all go, oh look, I've got a face. I'm going to punch you right in the mouth. I've got completely the wrong way around. And we kept teasing the fact that John Max the Indeckechter were going to get in there. And listen, fair play to AW, because every time they did have a face off, all of the fans went,

yeah, I want to see it there. And listen, fair play to AW, because every time they did have a face-off,

all of the fans went, yeah, I want to see it.

And once again, I do believe that Continental title match is happening at Grand Slam.

Now, I don't think the John Moxie will lose.

Most of you think Akkad is going to scrow over DeKhester.

But if DeKesda did win, well, I wouldn't mind it at all, and that's when you know you've got good wrestlers.

The terror clacks and went off eventually so everybody could just fly in there and give somebody else a move. When it was to Kester the hit, the least devastating move in all the sports entertainer with the blue thunder bomb. And did it work? My friends, no, it didn't. So I think that's one of the first blue thunder bombs of 2006. Sammy Zanes hit some two.

And so far, we're in the big fat zero.

Around about one year ago, people yell at me going, ha ha, see Simon, it is going a more devastating move. Well, I'm sorry, dude, you were wrong. The thing is, though, he must have known this because he then summoned his friends. And I'm not kidding, they hit every single finishing move they could think of on Danny Garcia. And that mother hub had still kicked out when De Kester went into his movebook and went, I haven't hit him with the power knee, it wasn't the raging fire. I've got confused now. It was one of them. And then he hit the other one. The point is Danny Garcia did go down. De Kester got the one, two, three. And this was interesting because, again, and is going to be De Kester versus Mox, and a great way to set up the challenger for the champion

is to have the challenge to beat the champion in a tag team match. But here, he did beat Danny Garcia

instead. So I wonder if he's actually going to win that title there, or maybe he's not, I don't know.

Instead, they just looked at each other, because of course, that means it is super serious.

But of course this was a barrel of laughs because they're all exceptional wrestlers. And even though the feud is back to front, because once again, we had the big step back to the end. I'm still enjoying it week to week. And I imagine there is probably a big twist coming eventually, e.g. Akala turning on to Keshda. I'm going to give it an up.

Good start.

Rennie Bacquette then decided she would troll Swerve Strickling.

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