I'll never understand anyone who doesn't get orange Cassidy, I think you're all crazy.

Also, hello, welcome to Ups and Downs, the rest of your show with me, Simon, from What Culture at the

moment I am on my travels. The only reason I say that is because of this. There's a giant light

coming through my green screen, and even though I'm trying to block it, as I learnt many years ago,

along with Mr Burns, you can't beat the sun. So I shall do what I can, but please do forgive me,

and that's right, the first patch. When it came to AW Dynamite this week was Wheeler

Uter versus Orange Cassidy for the Audit Atlantic Championship, and they both went,

shall we have a good time, yes we shall, this rocked. I always wanted to shake hands with Uter to

start with, but his head wheels went to punch him, but Orange was able to get out the way,

and then we just went reversal, reversal counter counter to the point Wheeler Uter spilled to the

outside, when Claudio Castignoly came down to the ring, which is not his name,

slapped him as like your part of the Blackpool Combat Club, you need to work harder. I don't know

why he talks like that, because he's not French. It works, folks, all of a sudden Uter was

busting out all of these dives, so I actually think what Castignoly said to him was, don't

forget it's 2023, you know what wrestling moved to do. He also threw Castignoly over Alan

the announce table, so this was getting really nuts, and somehow when Orange went for a cross-body,

Wheeler's turned that into a atomic drop, so he got him right in the penis, I think he'd

have never seen that before. It really did help though, because the Blackpool Combat Club member

took over, and he was just raining down with blows, when Orange Castignoly decided, I know what I'm

going to do, I'm going to try and hug you, so you would just went, no you're not, and he head

violent in the head, oh man this was a real strange strategy. Then it went even more counter-crazy,

so I was having a great time, because like playing a video game, and it was unbelievable.

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