MGF kicked off this week episode of AEW Dynamite with his magical world title contract

and his brand new CMLL title.

It's like Hangman.

You wouldn't give me a world title shot so you know what I'm going to do?

I am going to take it out of one of your friends, Mark Briscoe.

As we know that it's totally unhinged behavior.

All the said he's going to send Mark Briscoe back to hell because he is the devil or somewhere worse like dumpster Delaware, which made me laugh and they felt bad. So I do apologize. I also mentioned he's going to have to be a chicken farmer forever. And also, the fans only cheer you because they pity you. So later on, I'm absolutely going whip your ass. MGF has found his feet again

as a heel and he's been there for a few months. There's a good old way to kick off the show

and tell you a main event is coming and it's a big deal. Also my friends, one of the ups and downs

the only wrestling show you need. And remember, just in case things happen and you aren't able

to watch wrestling on TV anymore, I shall watch it so you don't have to. And while we have got here, naturally and organically, to use stupid words, I appreciate you always tuning in. Why not share it with a friend today? Even if they get mad, you can laugh at them. Let's up those doubts. When indeed we did get to John Moxley versus Speedball Mike,

I don't think MVP likes me anymore Bailey. I shouldn't have said that and actually did a very

funny social media skit to address those rumours. And I was a bit like, where did this

match come from? But then again, John Moxley has beaten a lot of people up over the last six months.

Now there was no jeopardy here whatsoever because Moxie was never going to lose, mostly because he should lose to Derby Allen at the pay-per-view. And that's what I liked about this the most. At the start, Jonathan was kind of surveying the arena, going as Derby here, is Darby here? So Alan has officially become Batman. John Moxie, then poke Mike Bailey right in the eye. Of course, Wheeler Utah and Marina Shafir eventually started casting distraction and doing interference and having a bit of confusion, so I wrecked the dickboard. I should have said that. Do forgive me. Thank you to the first one on social media who suggested it when Kevin Knight was like, excuse me, I'm out here too with my friend, and he got slapped in the face.

So I did allow Mike Bailey to hit not one moon salt but two, and the second one was that crazy double knee version, so put a one on the dive counter, but this is where Mike Bailey started to string all his moves together. I've said it once, I've said a thousand times, he is a unique talent. We didn't get all these shooting star presses as Mike Bailey continue to get one, two, ooze,

one, two, ooze, when Wheeler was going to interrupt again, but he wasn't able to,

because Duffy Allen walked out, and I assumed chloroformed him and kidnapped Wheeler Yuta.

Man, I was laughing out loud, as I was through a lot of this episode of Dynamite, they did some crazy things and you've got to put a one on the crown counter. Again, he kidnapped a man. Now, Bernie did try to use this to his advantage and he did get the most devastating move. In all the sports, an attempt, the surprise roll-up. The mocks was like, no, that's not going to happen. He applied the choke when he transitioned into the Death Rider, and he got the one, two, three. In Marina then ran away, because they're like, well now we've got to go find Derby. So I really did enjoy this. I thought it was super duper fun. I think Mike Bailey and Kevin Knight are going to have to get some wins soon. they're on a bit of a losing streak. But in terms of kicking off the show after what has been an absolutely nuts week

in the world of pro wrestling, I'm giving it an up. I felt my tush sort of lean into the chair, whatever that means. I got comfortable as what I'm trying to say and I was like, you know what, let's just enjoy some professional wrestling. Ralea McKett, the reminder is at Forbillend Door, we are going to have a TBS title match, and it is Athena versus Tony Storm for the AEW Women's Championship match. And as she was there with Tony Storm and Alec Winster, both these guys just started to make a lot of sexual innuendos. When Alex started to do it, she almost surprised herself. Tony Storm has rubbed off on her. Now I'm doing it. I think Tony said that they were

a menagerie of bruising bitches, which is very interesting. The Winds was all like, if you tried to lick me,

I will lick you first. All I'm going to do is tell you today, if you have a couple of minutes,

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