Hello, everybody! It's me, Santa Claus, and you were saying, wait a minute, why they

had a Santa Claus hosting a review show about wrestling? Well, you should have watched

Raw Ups and Downs shouldn't you? In fact, Santa Claus is sick and tired of people going

in the comments at Big Mother. Let's just move Santa off to one side. He's very stressed,

and you know, he's been delivering all the presents. However, my name is Simon Watcoach,

thank you very much for joining me as always, and that's right. We just heard the last AEW

Dynamite of 2022, so I thought I'd take my finger and sometimes point to the ceiling and sometimes

point to the floor. Yes, that is very strange. Let's stop those doubts.

Hot damn Dynamite started like fire. Remember that means. Because it was Brian Danielson versus

Ethan Page with MGF in the crowd, and he got on a microphone and said, oh, hello, Danielson,

or actually, it called him, Brain Damage Bryant. Now, look, given the amount of stuff that Maxwell

Jacob Freeman has said over 2022, you wouldn't think I'd be surprised, but I still faced

Bob and I'm like, oh my gosh. Otherwise, though, now look, first and foremost, Ethan Page is a far

better wrestler than people give him credit for. He is so damn good and he has all the talent,

but given the last 12 months of Brian Danielson, we just have to take our hands and clap them together

like a seal. Because basically, here's what happens. If you get put in a match with the American

Dragon around about 10 to 15 minutes later, you'll probably just have one of your best matches

ever. Danielson also just shrugged off what MGF had done, and he just took over of Ethan,

especially because he was focusing on joint manipulation and basically trying to rip his limbs off.

And this is why he's such an interesting cat as well. He is so damn aggressive in the ring,

and yet all of us are like, yeah, do it. He also tried to tie Page up like a pretzel at one point,

which you don't want to do because elephants like pretzels and they have it made come in and

...